Today, I got an e-mail message from an ex-girlfriend who moved far away months ago; we still talk and flirt all the time, and often engage in conversations of a sexual nature. Her message requested that I say something sexy – just something brief and sexy.
My mind went to work immediately and voraciously to tackle this remarkably complicated request. Here are some of the ideas I came up with:
- I want you so badly that I’m considering getting out of bed.
- C-Span is airing a discussion on sexual freedom and its making me think of you.
- I recently had a role-playing fantasy in which I was Henry Kissinger
- My double chin is starting to look like your ass
- I still find your hairs all over my house – and I’ve been collecting them.
- The constant rubbing together of my thighs makes me think of you
- I’m dedicating my Ph.D. dissertation to your body.
- I was thinking about you in the men’s room the other day…
- I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it’s usually something exotic.
- I’m watching Star Trek right now and Riker is about to fuck some member of an alien androgynous species.
- I not only changed my sheets two days ago, but even washed my duvet cover.
- Since you left, I haven’t had any sex – by choice, mind you.
