So, Osama bin Laden dropped a new tape this week. The U.S. intelligence apparatus is currently checking it for intelligence value, digitally remastering the soundrack, and playing it backwards in case there are hidden messages. I have managed to get my hands on the tape prior to its release, and here are some of the direct quotes in the new Osama bin Laden tape:
- “America is nothing but a big airport men’s room with tapping little girl legs.”
- “We’re just chillin’, kicking it. Hit up a bar mitzvah and after-party. You know.”
- “If we don’t follow you home, you will fight us here in Iraq.
” - “Just to end speculation – I am, in fact, free-balling under this robe.”
- “I’ll be on ‘Hannity and Colmes’ next week, and then Oprah. And I’m blogging.”
- “Good evening, my fellow Islamo-fundamentalist jihado-terrorist fascists
” - “I haven’t had a woman in so long, that my dick looks like a foot.”
- “I’ll give America one thing: Laura Bush is HOT.”
- “My forces are training hard on playground equipment to kill you.”
- “I’m a cowboy. On a steel horse I ride. I’m wanted… dead or alive.”
